You have probably already heard about “The Cone” that is said to be the new “rabbit” of sex toys. Here is what the Cone Zone says about it:
The Cone’s funky, contemporary design means that it doesn’t need to be hidden away when Granny pops over for tea… unlike most other toys, it’s not based on a man’s bits.
There are two buttons on the The Cone which control 16 fantastic programs, all varying in speed and power with some cleverly designed pulsing programmes to get you going. There is even an orgasm mode for the less patient! Great fun for solo or duo use…
If you look at their examples on ways to use the Cone, I can’t stop wondering if girls really masturbate while reading? There are even two (!) illustrations of girls reading with this thing on. Have I missed something? But on a second thought, that might just be the user-guide they all are reading!
It promises wonders, but I’m not so sure. Would even pressing the orgasm-button really help on this one? I doubt it.
Unfortunately, this little toy is really expensive so I have no personal experiences.
Have you (or anyone you know) tried it? What did you think? Comment and let us know!
Below you will see the commercial video for the Cone, and your granny is in it!
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5 Comments
at 3:00 am - 9th June 2007 Permalink
Ew @ the granny. But I want one now. :D
at 10:43 am - 9th June 2007 Permalink
-dies laughing- Now, that is simply pure amusement! I don’t know how well it would do honestly, mainly due to its shape, but you never know. The commercial is amusing though!
at 11:04 am - 9th June 2007 Permalink
While reading? Of course! Why not?
at 1:39 pm - 9th June 2007 Permalink
[quote comment="6"]I will never again be able to pass by a road construction site without impure thoughts.[/quote]
Haha! I never thought about it like that :P
at 5:38 pm - 9th June 2007 Permalink
I will never again be able to pass by a road construction site without impure thoughts.
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