This video is hilarious!
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Omm - Nanometer-silver Cryptomorphic Condom
I am not making this up. There really is a Nanometer-silver Cryptomorphic Condom on the shelves of the C-Store here in Guangzhou. I have seen this package on the counter numerous times and wondered what the hell this is, wishing I had an enthusiastic partner to try this weird and wonderful invention out with. It sounds like some device I could attach to my dick that would make me shoot golden copulations, wads of sparkling semen speckled with neon green kryptonite dust that would bring Superwoman to her knees! I imagine the box containing meters and gauges that will make me a better love machine, while insuring I do not leave a bun in the oven. The Nanometer-silver Cryptomorphic Condom is even made by the ‘Omm’ company which is redolent of my mystical Indian roots drawing me ever closer into its seductive web. What tantric paraphernalia could this box hold in store for me?
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CLIMAX – Vibrating Ring & Condom
The C-Stores and Seven-Elevens here in Guangzhou sell a HUGE variety of condoms, lubricants, and pregnancy preventative products. They carry a variety of flavored condoms, the new range of Durex ‘Play’ products, and even a hefty selection of local branded mail and female protection. In a city of over 20 million people where it is against the law to have more than one baby, you can imagine how profitable the contraceptive business must be here. In the Seven0Eleven close to my office I noticed a product that I have not seen in any of the other outlets. I have been temped to pick it up for a while now but always felt a bit scared, till now. I finally purchased the CLIMAX Vibrating Ring & Condom set.
Pleasure tip: Ice, ice baby!
A friend came by last night and while we were getting something to eat and drink we suddenly noticed how these barbecue sticks (image to the right) can actually be something interesting to use if you want to play dirty.
Never tried ice? Then you better go make some right now cause it can be quite pleasurable!
Make sure you don’t over do it though, freezing damages are never good, especially not downstairs!
And for gods sake remember one thing; don’t use the same bbq ice sticks you used for pleasure when having your friends over for a glass of Coca Cola!
The female condom!
You have heard about the female condom, have you? It goes under several names as Femidom, MyFemy, Femy or just plain Female Condom. This isn’t a new thing. Actually it was invented by a danish guy in 1988!