I am not making this up. There really is a Nanometer-silver Cryptomorphic Condom on the shelves of the C-Store here in Guangzhou. I have seen this package on the counter numerous times and wondered what the hell this is, wishing I had an enthusiastic partner to try this weird and wonderful invention out with. It sounds like some device I could attach to my dick that would make me shoot golden copulations, wads of sparkling semen speckled with neon green kryptonite dust that would bring Superwoman to her knees! I imagine the box containing meters and gauges that will make me a better love machine, while insuring I do not leave a bun in the oven. The Nanometer-silver Cryptomorphic Condom is even made by the ‘Omm’ company which is redolent of my mystical Indian roots drawing me ever closer into its seductive web. What tantric paraphernalia could this box hold in store for me?
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CLIMAX – Vibrating Ring & Condom
The C-Stores and Seven-Elevens here in Guangzhou sell a HUGE variety of condoms, lubricants, and pregnancy preventative products. They carry a variety of flavored condoms, the new range of Durex ‘Play’ products, and even a hefty selection of local branded mail and female protection. In a city of over 20 million people where it is against the law to have more than one baby, you can imagine how profitable the contraceptive business must be here. In the Seven0Eleven close to my office I noticed a product that I have not seen in any of the other outlets. I have been temped to pick it up for a while now but always felt a bit scared, till now. I finally purchased the CLIMAX Vibrating Ring & Condom set.